Jokes
Bright Eyes
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated
Inventions by Idiots
1) Inflatable dart board. 2) Glow-in-the-dark
Redneck Restroom
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom
2 Canadian Guys
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof,
Two Boots
A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.
Blonde's Twinkle
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine
Fun With Cops
(Disclaimer--Some of this stuff is illegal.) *Ask
Top 10 Reasons To Live In Newfoundland
1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in
Escape from the Institution
Two guys are in mental instituition. One guy
Escape a DWI Rap
Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River
There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,
Top 10 Blonde Inventions
10. The water-proof towel 9. Glow in the dark sunglasses 8. Solar powered flashlights 7. Submarine
In The Dark
Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be
Power Outage
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so
The Patch
Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman
Jesus is Watching You!
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when
Jesus is Calling You
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and