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Bright Eyes

How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? Shine

Very Helpful Blonde Inventions

Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated

Inventions by Idiots

1) Inflatable dart board. 2) Glow-in-the-dark

Redneck Restroom

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom

2 Canadian Guys

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof,

Two Boots

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

Blonde's Twinkle

How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine

Fun With Cops

(Disclaimer--Some of this stuff is illegal.) *Ask

Top 10 Reasons To Live In Newfoundland

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

Escape from the Institution

Two guys are in mental instituition. One guy

Escape a DWI Rap

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,

Top 10 Blonde Inventions

10. The water-proof towel 9. Glow in the dark sunglasses 8. Solar powered flashlights 7. Submarine

In The Dark

Wife: Oh, come on. Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won't be

Power Outage

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so

The Patch

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

Jesus is Watching You!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

Jesus is Calling You

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and