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Joan, on an airplane, strikes up a conversation with the geeky computer programmer sitting next to her. "Where

A plane takes off from the Tbilisi airport in Georgia. A passenger storms the pilot's cabin, waving an

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

An airline's passenger cabin was being served by

A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde

A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, "How

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the

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A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

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There was a Northern lady and a Southern lady sitting

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

10. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman

After an overnight flight to meet my father at

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered

Q: What do you call a flight attendant's vagina?

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

I did not kill my lovely wife. I did not slash

There was once a man who had problems satisfying

Squawks are problems left behind by airplane pilots

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

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During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

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A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it,

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

There was a fly buzzing around a barn one day when he happened on a pile of fresh cow manure. Due to

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider.

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

A minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders

One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a couple who

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual

On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

The FAA has a device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. They point this thing at

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the Captain announced,

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class

A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and