football

When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.When she is 28, she is a hockey ball -

A football coach noticed that his star tackle,

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when

1. If being chased through town, you can usually

Recently, I was at a professional football game

A husband is at home watching a football game when

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

What do you get when you cross a football player

If you have a Virginia Tech football player and

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your

Why did the chicken run onto the football field? Because

During the Super Bowl, there was another football

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."

There were these three guys at a football game

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are

All good Southerners already know these, but in

Two football players, Bubba and Tiny, were taking

Three nuns went to a football game and three men

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under

Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

Dear Santa: You must be surprised that I am writing

What do you say to a football player in an Armani

Two guys are at their house. They decide to play

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence Let's

A travelling salesman was out in the country one

Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom

How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football

Woman: Attempt to wake husband. Feed baby. Make

Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

   As you grow older, what lost

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."    

A little boy is playing with his new football and

1) You define summer as three months of bad

    'Twas the night before Christmas

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when

September 15     

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

This is a true account recorded in the incident log of Jasper Cty, SC Sheriff's Office. An elderly

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's suin' them cigarette companies

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's

Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

Green Bay, WI Monday, October 31, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Lambeau Field Green Bay Packer football

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

1. What does the average Iowa player get on his SAT's? Drool. 2. What do you get when you put 32

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

A guy took his blonde girl friend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole. "Wow...that looks deep."

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to

John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!" His

Little DJ has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his