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You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as

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George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

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George W. Bush is visiting a primary school and

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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

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George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One

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3 men are playing golf at a Country Club: Obi Wan

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find

At the scene of a terrible road accident, a guy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

Q: What do The Force and duct tape have in common?

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about

There are approximately two billion children (persons

A young priest was visting a convent. One day he

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Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

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Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village

The pentagon said they had too many generals running

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    Dick Cheney, President Bush

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At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates

I did not do it in a car I did not do it

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his flying days during the war.

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

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Entries in a Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

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Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

From : Managing Director To : Executive Director "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse

Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Lucrecia, was

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

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A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled,

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

The chief of staff of the US Army decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much partying, but now I found out

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

President George W. Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the 4th

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have