Jokes
Why did the blonde put makeup on her ...
Why did the blonde put makeup on her forehead? To
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead
B-Day Sex
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and
Fix This
A husband is at home watching a football game when
Bus Signals
A guy was taking a new bus route for the first
The NEW Poopie List!
Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only
Oil Change
Oil Change instructions for Women: Pull up to
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You're Invited
Bar: Horny Wife, Pooped Husband
A man walks into a bar and orders a double, obviously
Dikfer
"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?" "A what?" "A
Star Wars -vs- Star Trek
12. In the Star Wars universe, weapons are rarely,
We're Studying Hard
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study
Get On The Bus, Yo
One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since
Rare Disorder
A man sees a growth coming out from the center
Beer Consumption
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer
The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie
Fat Dude
A fat dude goes to his doctors, because he needed
Stuttering Problem
A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe
Blonde Makeup
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging
Escape a DWI Rap
Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After
Nerd Sayings Galore
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or
More Alcohol Warnings
If the government is going to put health warning
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T fired President John
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
Consumption of alcohol may make you think you
Barbie Turns 40
Yes, it's hard to believe, but
Headaches and Sex
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of
Gags For The Office Drone
Run one lap around the office at top speed
The Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study
Discomfort
In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly, somewhat ragged man were sitting. The girl looks
The Monks
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old
A Day at the Races
One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had
Living at Home
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the
911 Help
A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to
Billy Connolly's Chain Letter
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
Mood Ring
A wife reports, My Husband, not happy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day
The Patch
Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman
Clean Undies
THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From
A Simple Test
An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,
Chili taster named Frank
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili
CAKE OR BED?
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,HONEY, COULD YOU FIX
Natural Blonde
A brunette went to the doctors. "Doctor," she said. "Help me. I hurt all over." "Sit down," said
Talking Baby
A baby was born with the ability to talk. The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you