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A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of

A little girl and her dog are walking through the

A magazine reporter is traveling through a rainforest,

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to

A little rabbit is running happily through the

A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI,

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

Q: How do you get a Maryland graduate off your

Two campers were hiking in the forest when all

Three explorers were hiking through a vast forest

A young Indian brave goes up to the Chief and says,

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?

If a man is alone in the forest, without any women,

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to

Yo mama is so fat, she broke wind at a cookout

A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in

A man had a very small penis, so he went to a witch

Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things.

There were three men who got stranded on an island.

Why do the smurfs luagh when they frolic through

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Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest.

One day, Little Red Riding Hood is walking through

A mime is walking aimlessly through a forest.

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

Two hunters are stalking through the forest when

A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After

What's brown and sits in the forest? Winnie's

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A photographer for a national magazine was assigned

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A:

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

1. Teaching Math In 1950s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good

Two hunters are walking through a forest looking for deer. When all of a sudden, a giant bear jumps

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof

There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the