Jokes
Female Genie
Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
Love and Herpes?
Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A:
A Moral Dilemma
Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,
Picture Says a Thousand Words
Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor
Bubba Hump
A football coach noticed that his star tackle,
I want my baby back ribs
God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins
Heal The World
A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling ...
Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle
Psalm of Bush
Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth
Things I've Learned from My Children
1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2.
Fairy Tale For Our Times
A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once
Hollywood's Motto
You're only young once, but you can be immature
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his
In Praise of Older Women
(which in our society means over 25) An older
Dark Suckers
For years it has been believed that electric bulbs
GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend
The History of Cinco de Mayo
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's
Nine Lives
Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
This guy comes home from work one day to find his
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says,
A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What
Princess and Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
This Is Your ____ On Drugs
Ã, Ã, Ã, Two young guys were picked up
Bribe and Groom
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught
The Amazing Health Computer
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My
Gas Can
A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly
Kids Thoughts on Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Mayonaise
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact
Taxiway
While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale
Marital Definitions
BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. BRIDE: A woman
Top 15 Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Wife
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your
Considerations
1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers
Stiff Sentence
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The
People Over 34 Should Be Dead
Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,
Computer Women
A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:
The Man Code
1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually
Brain Cramps
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because
God and Adam
God and Adam are talking in the Garden of Eden one day and God asks "How are you doing?" Adam replies
A Real Ball Buster
"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices