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Female Genie

Dennis Rodman found a bottle on the beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle.

Zoltrog Jokes

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Love and Herpes?

Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A:

A Moral Dilemma

Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

Picture Says a Thousand Words

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

Bubba Hump

A football coach noticed that his star tackle,

I want my baby back ribs

God was talking to Adam one day when Adam begins

Heal The World

A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling ...

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when

Golf Genie

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

Genie and the Taliban

Three guys: a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and Uncle

Psalm of Bush

Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth

Things I've Learned from My Children

1. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 2.

Fairy Tale For Our Times

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once

Hollywood's Motto

You're only young once, but you can be immature

Computer Diagnosis

One day Bill complained to his friend that his

In Praise of Older Women

(which in our society means over 25) An older

Dark Suckers

For years it has been believed that electric bulbs

GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend

The History of Cinco de Mayo

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's

Nine Lives

Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out

Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back

This guy comes home from work one day to find his

The Bar Basement

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says,

A Real Ball Buster

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What

Princess and Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,

This Is Your ____ On Drugs

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Two young guys were picked up

Bribe and Groom

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry

Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

The Amazing Health Computer

One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My

Gas Can

A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly

Kids Thoughts on Marriage

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Mayonaise

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact

Taxiway

While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a U.S. Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale

Marital Definitions

BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. BRIDE: A woman

Top 15 Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Wife

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your

Considerations

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

Stiff Sentence

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The

People Over 34 Should Be Dead

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

Computer Women

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:

The Man Code

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

Brain Cramps

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

God and Adam

God and Adam are talking in the Garden of Eden one day and God asks "How are you doing?" Adam replies

A Real Ball Buster

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices