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A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

BOY : I can't leave you..GIRL : Do you love me so much??BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.SHARON

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

A man was having an affair with a married woman.

One morning a man was leaving to go to work. He

A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had

A young man wished to purchase a present for his

An old man went to the social security office to

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

10. You're so tired you now answer the phone,

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

An elderly man went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately,

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - -Dave Platt "Do not meddle in the affairs

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment