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A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms.Four worms were placed

A girl walks into a bar and asks for a Bud. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? ââ,¬Å"Such

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards

A question had appeared in a student's medical

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon.

There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went

Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. In the

If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior

[NOTE: This joke must be told out loud to someone

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the

The European Union commissioners have announced

There are three types of sex in a marriage. The

A women is getting married for her fourth time

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor

Three days finish up a hard day of work and walk

How many lawyers does it take to change a light

One day four nuns are called to the priests chambers.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and

One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class

Five pigs were standing outside a bar. The first

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

An old man goes to his doctor and says, “I

Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard? A:

Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up.

Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island

This is from an actual trial in the UK.    

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing

    Four old Catholic women are

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions,

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching

Three members of a golf club were arguing loudly while the fourth member of their group lay dead in

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second

At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. "My arms

Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, "What's that

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says,

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed

Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man said, "you have no idea what

Four catholic ladies were having coffee...The first catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest.

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

There was this guy and he was driving along until he got a flat. He spotted a near-by farm and decided

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,

Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said,

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all