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You may not be able to party after marriage if your wife is like this one.............:)Newlyweds This

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?",

Yo' dad's so old, he has to put his dick in the

Your father is so old, he has to put his dick in

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer? A:

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from

When Uncle Charlie died of old age, Bill was bequeathed his uncle's prized Amazon parrot. This parrot

Three prospective church goers attend a meeting with the clergy of a local church and ask to become

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse