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A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to

Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? Well, I hope you remember my story when they

A guy decides to buy a new ceiling fan, but the

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the

A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found

A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer

Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon

This letter was started by a woman, like yourself,

1.Come out of the stall with wet hands. 2.Pour

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on

Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner

George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen

A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions

A reporter went up into the hills of West Virginia

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together

Four blondes went to the bar in their pick-up.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken

    Two Italian virgins get married

A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband.

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found

A young female teacher was giving an assignment

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter

There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he couldn't

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she