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Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people

A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone,

There was a little boy and a little girl ...

A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.

Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can

Very Helpful Blonde Inventions

Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated

Louisiana Heritage

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

Making a Good Impression

Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents... 1.

The Lord's Name in Vain

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage

Garage Of Love

How can you tell if a elephant had sex in your

Monster Tag

There was a guy driving down the road when he ran

Jimmy Learns a New Word

A little boy came home from school one day and

Monster.com

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

Shrewd Investment

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

I'll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge

A young woman experienced car trouble late one

Preparing for Your Mammogram

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

The Day After Thanksgiving

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

Christmas Cookie Dough

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill,

Safe Elephant Sex

How can you tell that elephants have been doing

Things Found Only In America

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your

Country Party

This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's

Cuz Penguins Drive Cars

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having

Three Guys With Dumb Wives

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first

A Woman's Four Favorite Animals

A mink in the closet A Jaguar in the garage A tiger

Real Stories of the Non-Technical

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

Blonde Painting A Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to

Coming Home Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

Barbie Turns 40

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

Even & Odd-Numbered Snow Parking

Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual

Professor of Logic

A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

Facts of Life

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Welfare Job

Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.

Modern Proverbs

a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide

Walking the Dog

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,

Wrong Approach

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

Too Much Hunting

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

Classic Questions About Australia

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

Little Cussing Johnny

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

Sunday School

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting

Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down

by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower

Retirees

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many

Dog in Heat

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies,

Automobile Mechanics

Two blondes were discussing their automobile mechanics. Said one blonde, "I was so worried that the

Old Is When...

Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. You don't care

Snow Plow

Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer

Healthy Proverbs

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for

Ole

So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere

Seven Inches

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous

Not Waking The Wife

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

Stella Awards

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Four Little Animals

A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised

"Old" is when...

"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one,

Divorce

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

Why Men Are Just Happier People!

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

Parking in New York

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

The Mechanic

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known