Jokes
Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people
A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone,
There was a little boy and a little girl ...
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions
Ice Cube Mix Tricycle Kickstand Solar Flashlight Dehydrated
Louisiana Heritage
A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your
Making a Good Impression
Don't Say This to Your New Girlfriend's Parents... 1.
The Lord's Name in Vain
A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage
Garage Of Love
How can you tell if a elephant had sex in your
Monster Tag
There was a guy driving down the road when he ran
Jimmy Learns a New Word
A little boy came home from school one day and
Monster.com
A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran
Shrewd Investment
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and
I'll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge
A young woman experienced car trouble late one
Preparing for Your Mammogram
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,
The Day After Thanksgiving
It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru
Christmas Cookie Dough
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill,
Safe Elephant Sex
How can you tell that elephants have been doing
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your
Country Party
This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having
Three Guys With Dumb Wives
Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first
A Woman's Four Favorite Animals
A mink in the closet A Jaguar in the garage A tiger
Real Stories of the Non-Technical
I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.
Blonde Painting A Porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night
Barbie Turns 40
Yes, it's hard to believe, but
Even & Odd-Numbered Snow Parking
Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual
Professor of Logic
A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,
Facts of Life
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for
Welfare Job
Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.
Modern Proverbs
a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian
Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide
Walking the Dog
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies,
Wrong Approach
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't
Too Much Hunting
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my
Classic Questions About Australia
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?
Little Cussing Johnny
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his
Sunday School
I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting
Fishing
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the
Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down
by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower
Retirees
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many
Dog in Heat
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block? Mom replies,
Automobile Mechanics
Two blondes were discussing their automobile mechanics. Said one blonde, "I was so worried that the
Old Is When...
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. You don't care
Snow Plow
Michael and his wife live in Minnesota. One winter morning while listening to WCCO, they hear the announcer
Healthy Proverbs
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for
Ole
So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere
Seven Inches
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous
Not Waking The Wife
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't
Stella Awards
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named
Four Little Animals
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?" A little girl in the back row raised
"Old" is when...
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one,
Divorce
A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this
Why Men Are Just Happier People!
What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all
Parking in New York
A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going
The Mechanic
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known