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A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:"Your

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel

There's a guy sitting inside a bar, just staring at his drink for about a half-hour. Then, this big truck

A boy and a girl in a PAP Kindergarden.The teacher gave the children some homework to do at home, and

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom

An old man and a old woman met at an retirement

The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,

What's the best part of gardening? Getting down

Adam was in the Garden of Eden feeling lonely when

A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't

1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

Q: What's the difference between a urethra and

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

Mary Lou, the blonde, was out playing in the garden

In this world God made Eve first and one day he

Three old men were talking about how much their

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The

Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon

In the Garden of Eden stood Adam With his hand

A millionaire decides to throw a massive party

A couple had been married 10 years. One afternoon,

Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golf

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls

John and Sam are two neighbors always in competition.

Q: Where do blondes go to visit their relatives?

A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel

You're so ugly, your mom had to breast feed you

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping.

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:

One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

    One morning, while she was making

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

I'm reading an incredibly interesting book about antigravity. "I just can't put it down." I am

Genuine extracts from Letters Sent to Landlords: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and the man looks over at his wife and says

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Garden

welve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose

Adam was hanging around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

25. Come up with 50 new shades of gray for Martha Stewart Paints. 24. Start marketing new "Martha

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After

One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for

God and Adam are talking in the Garden of Eden one day and God asks "How are you doing?" Adam replies

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested

A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of

One day God and Adam were walking in the garden. God told Adam it was time to populate the earth. He

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested