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Bill Gates was going down the road in a car when a cop pulls him over. He says, "Officer, I assure you

One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint

Michael Jordan made over $300,000 a game. That equals $10,000 a minute, at an average of 30 minutes per

Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

A young man called John died and he went to Heaven to begin his afterlife journey. However, he was stopped

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were

There were three priests in a railroad station,

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A man dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives

A woman arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds St.

The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven.

After dying a grisly death in an Afghan cave, Osama

Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party.

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3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's

Pamela Anderson and the Queen of England die on

When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of

If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security

After Bill Gates wedding night, his wife finally

Old Mrs. Watkins awoke one spring morning to find

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,

Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate

These three married couples died and when they

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates,

One day a government worker was digging through

A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of

A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

The world is going to end in three days, so God

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven,

There was a contruction worker who was working

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus,

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,

There are five people on a plane that's crashing.

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.

The three remaining members of Pink Floyd get in

Three nuns die, but they all have to answer one

Betty & Tim were killed in an auto accident on

There were three men standing at the Pearly Gates

Princess Diana and Dolly Parton happened to die

For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates

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A minister has just died and is standing in line

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

Upon dying, Bill Gates went to purgatory. St. Peter

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day

What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

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Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto

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Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

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Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and

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Three old Italian spinsters die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

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Redmond, WA - Microsoft Corporation has reconfirmed its commitment to bringing the "total PC experience"

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like

Three priests were in a train station on their way home to Pittsburgh. Behind the ticket counter

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when

3 contractors are in a bar after work enjoying a cold one, when a truck crashes into the bar killing

News just in of Microsoft's latest venture: Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up.

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at

St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up. "Welcome to heaven my son. What did you

God summons St. Peter and says, "St. Peter, we have a problem. Heaven is full. However, we have a

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,

A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter says, "I know you! You were a very nice

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter

A fellow was walking through a cemetery one dark and stormy night. As he got well into the cemetery,

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. By mistake, St.Peter directs him to go below. So,

An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are