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Hooker Finance

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans

Pay Attention

First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human

Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of

You Can Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell

One upon a time there was a town with a new church

Not So Saved by the Bell

The preacher was very distraught after the death

Bill Gates, Super Ego

One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,

The Doctor's Convention

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

Buttered Corn, Yum

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

The Lawyer & The Dead Man

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

Meeting the Irish Ma

A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl

PC Three Little Pigs

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the

Finding The Lord

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned

Engineers and The Human Body

Three engineering students were gathered together

How Old is this Drink?

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

Mozart Beyond the Grave

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.

Halloween at a Hospital

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

Bucket Method

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first

Fun Staff Meeting

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of

Cookies

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

Christ in the Bathroom

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused

New Student

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

The Bell

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of

Post Office

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One

Beethoven

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was

Tough Day on the Golf Course

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,

Brain Transplant

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

Penguin Game

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

Dinner Party

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

Lipstick Girls

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use