Jokes
Hooker Finance
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans
Pay Attention
First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of
You Can Ring My Bell, Ring My Bell
One upon a time there was a town with a new church
Not So Saved by the Bell
The preacher was very distraught after the death
Bill Gates, Super Ego
One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton,
The Doctor's Convention
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at
Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a
The Lawyer & The Dead Man
A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,
Meeting the Irish Ma
A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl
PC Three Little Pigs
Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together
Throwin' The Ol' Catskin Around
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the
Finding The Lord
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned
Engineers and The Human Body
Three engineering students were gathered together
How Old is this Drink?
An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle
Mozart Beyond the Grave
When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
Halloween at a Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his
Bucket Method
Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first
Fun Staff Meeting
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of
Cookies
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite
Christ in the Bathroom
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused
New Student
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese
The Bell
After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of
Post Office
A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One
Beethoven
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was
Tough Day on the Golf Course
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,
Brain Transplant
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely
Penguin Game
A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have
Dinner Party
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.
Lipstick Girls
A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use