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My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back

One day, a man went into the doctor because he

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

A guy sees a sign outside a bar that says "Piano

A biker had been injured in an accident and was

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned