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Male Organ

Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can

Coffee and Captain

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

I Still Don't Get It

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

By Any Other Name

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s

Chair Man of the Board

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...

A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't

Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last

Double Shot of Redneckness

You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and

Farting gay men

Two gay men are walking down the street trying

This Is a Recording

A plane was once flying over an island when the

Shoe Store

Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

Little Johnny the Conductor

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

Sheep Herder On Trial

The strident prosecutor begins: ''Ladies and

You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled

You might be a redneck if you think the last words

Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs

Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.

Redneck At The Restaurant

The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant

Lamaze Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.

The Polish Passenger

A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial

Accident

After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was

Restaurant

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table

Take Off

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain

The Retirement Home

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns

Irish Transportation

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod

Credit Cards

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Biker's Dog

A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,

Flight 293

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

Lamaza Class

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

Dinner

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table

Two Elderly Gentlemen

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

Application for Dating My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

Gay Gorilla

Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they

Last Laugh

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the

Three Doctors in Heaven

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.

No Sword!

At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the

Automatic Aeroplane

The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.

Lazy Golfer

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The

Reasonable Doubt

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there

Operation

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,