Jokes
Male Organ
Question : Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?Ms. America : Well, I can
Coffee and Captain
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
I Still Don't Get It
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if
Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all
By Any Other Name
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s
Chair Man of the Board
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes...
A beautiful woman loved to garden, but couldn't
Redneck Anthem
You know you're a redneck if you think the last
Double Shot of Redneckness
You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and
Farting gay men
Two gay men are walking down the street trying
This Is a Recording
A plane was once flying over an island when the
Shoe Store
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.
Little Johnny the Conductor
Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his
Sheep Herder On Trial
The strident prosecutor begins: ''Ladies and
You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled
You might be a redneck if you think the last words
Little Johnny's Mom's Vital Signs
Little Johnny asks his mother how old she is.
Redneck At The Restaurant
The headwaiter of a five-star, elegant restaurant
Lamaze Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
The Polish Passenger
A Polish man was taking a flight on a commercial
Accident
After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claiming that he was
Restaurant
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table
Take Off
A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
The Retirement Home
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns
Irish Transportation
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod
Credit Cards
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,
Biker's Dog
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,
Flight 293
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the
Lamaza Class
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The
Dinner
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table
Two Elderly Gentlemen
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a
Application for Dating My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial
Gay Gorilla
Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they
Last Laugh
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the
Three Doctors in Heaven
Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.
No Sword!
At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the
Automatic Aeroplane
The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew.
Lazy Golfer
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The
Reasonable Doubt
A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there
Operation
In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,