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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

The Keith Richards: Smoked lungfish on a toasted

(tip: don't try these if you're not willing to

Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care

Banana Love Cake Ingredients: 2 whole nuts 1

A little boy, wearing a big red fire hat, was riding

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked

    White House staffers were perplexed

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway,

Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to other people, found themselves

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor

A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn't eat. The Doctor explained

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

One night, a little blind boy's mother said to him, "Anthony, if you pray really, REALLY hard tonight,

The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor

Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and

The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

So, the tyrannical sergeant major is called to the Colonel's office: "Smith's mother has just died

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says:

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all