Jokes
Old Ghost Face
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple
Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
New Holidays for a New Year
Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays
The Four Ghosts of the White House
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
Science Fiction Porn Titles
Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch Bottlestar
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly
The NEW Poopie List!
Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only
Ghost Grope
What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful
Halloween Treats for the Dead
What did the ghost get for Halloween? Some Booo-T
Bush at the Wheel
Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of
Fart Glossary
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize
Don't Drink And Not Drive
Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and get into
Bootiful
Where do lady ghosts go for haircuts? The Boo-ty
The Ghost
On a rainy night, three guys were driving through
Top 5 Lines Never Heard On The X-Files
5. "Sure we could have these people killed to
Ghost Arrest
Q:Why was the ghost arrested? A:Because it had
I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost
A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many
Ghosting It
Why do ghosts always shake and moan? Because it's
Michael Jackson and Casper
What''s the difference between Michael Jackson
Redneck Ghost Story
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small
The Poopie List
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie
Ghost story for tots
A football player walked into a motel on a rainy
When Broadway Meets Daytime T.V.
What do you call ghosts who scare talkshow hosts?
Baseball Heaven?
Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park
Montana Ghost Story
A visiting professor at the University of Montana
Priest's First Mass
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he
22 MPH
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a
Halloween at a Hospital
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his
Scared Stiff
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and
George Carlin's Philosophy Class
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three
Speed Limit
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving
Best for the Country
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has
Heaven
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either
Sex with a Ghost
At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most