Jokes
Back Seat
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her
Stained
A blonde goes into a laundry mat and asks to have
Double Oh Seven
James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next
Bar Bet
One night a man decides to visit his local bar.
Watch and Learn
A rather confident young man walks into a bar and
The Blonde and Her Melons
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a
Surprise Package
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this
Naughty Nuns
A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.
Piss Drunk
One night a man decides to visit his local bar.
Childhood Of Yore
I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to
Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find
White Zinfandel
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she
Ultrasonic Waves
A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives
Anniversary
On the night of their 40th anniversary the reminiscing wife finds the negligee she wore on her wedding
Three Blonde Cops
A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in
State of Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives
Warning Signs That You Need A New Lawyer
You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you
Blonde Detectives
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills
Blonde Dials 911
A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains