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A father, passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

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How can you tell if your girlfriend is to fat or

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This guy buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend

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"When you getting married to your girlfriend?" "I

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One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

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A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives

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A young girl and her boyfriend are driving down

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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.

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A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Tom walks out of a bar, swaying back and forth

A man and his girlfriend go out to a bar for

Happiness is finding out your girlfriend doesn't

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A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after

Q: What do you call a lesbian with two girlfriends?

On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is

Two guys are hitting the links at their local golf

A groom passes down the aisle of the church to

Once there was a man with a girlfriend named Loraine.

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

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A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

These two boys were talking about their sex lives

A couple has just finished having sex. They ALWAYS

A young Irish lad had fallen in love with a girl

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One time, back in the day, a boy named Johnny was

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There was once a man who had problems satisfying

A man came home from work to find his girlfriend

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

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How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?About

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Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway

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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a

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Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

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A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming

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Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady

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An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend,

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their

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A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite

One beautiful December evening Pepito and his girlfriend Pepita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

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- Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted? - For the longest time I lived with a

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his

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A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist

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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For

One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him, "This stinks. Every time we make love I get splinters." So

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red

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