girls

In the zoo, two girls are discussing a gorilla with a huge penis: "THAT's what a real man must have!"

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club."One of the girls wanted to impress the

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are swimming

Two blondes and a brunette fell off a cliff, handing

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning? A:

There were five people on a crashing air plane.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, CLASS OF 2003! First of all

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail

James was on the beach, and could not understand

There was a competition to cross the English channel

Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls? You

A man had a bad case of stuttering. He went to

According to a news report, a certain private school

Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

Way back in '97 I wondered why those bands like

Men, please read this if you go to bars or clubs: Guys,

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together

A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.

What do you get when you put Spice Girls in the

Why don't little girls fart? Because they

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

Two guys are drinking in a bar. Soon, a gorgeous

Do you know why Santa is always so happy? Because

Why can't girls play hockey? Because their

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Three girls are sitting around, totally bored

Three girls asked their mother if they could invite

One day Bill complained to his friend that his

There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy

There was this little boy who had no name. One

Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,kissed

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

A young boy walks into a whore house dragging a

Q: Why don't the girls in San Francisco wear miniskirts?

How many Harvard girls does it take to change a

A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

If good girls go to heaven and bad girls go to

There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope

Q: What do you get when you line up 12 girls from

Q: Why is Santa always so jolly? A: Because

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on

Why do they put guys in road construction? So

Mama always told me girls are like a box of chocolate

There were these two guys at the pub, and one guy

This hous wife got tired of being alone everyday

Why do blonde cowgirls walk bow-legged? Because

Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot

Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?

There was an old lady walking down the streets

A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked

Q. Why are guys faster than girls? A. They

One day two girls were trying out for the school

Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they

Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together.

Why do girls have two holes so close together?

Why do little girls walk around with dead goldfish

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,

WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY MEAN: CAN'T WE JUST

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies

First and foremost, we are not obligated to do

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

This should be sung to the tune "A Few of

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night

NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

    'Twas the night before Christmas

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

Monica's Diary Entry 1 Dear Diary, I'm so excited!

One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique

A society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "right now". It seems

A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his flying days during the war.

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78? At 8 - You take her

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female

REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM FOR SO. CAL. NAME______________________________ GANG

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

THE WIT AND THE WISDOM OF HOMER J.SIMPSON "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That''s for Daddys,

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

Rhonda went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the

Two 90 yr. old men decided to go to there local whore house one more time before it was to late. They

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique

Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday, with a beautiful young lady at his

A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without sex for several years, decided they needed to visit a

An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years

One night, Pinnochio's girlfriend says to him, "This stinks. Every time we make love I get splinters." So

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if

Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

A guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming over this weekend, and they

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of

Fay Chester was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house. The only

A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for