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Ah huay went for a job interview, and when the manager saw him wearing a colorful shirt, golden hair,

There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling

Senior citizens are riddled with AIDS! ...hearing

The king of a small African nation had an elegant

This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever.

A pilot was forced to make a crash landing in a

A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where

Q: What did the blonde ask Santa Claus for Christmas?

A reverend was walking in a big city park, when

One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through

A guy walked into a bar and saw a golden mug on

What do you call a smart blonde? A Golden Retriever.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

Two guys were walking their dogs and came across

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was

Dearest John, I went to the door today and the

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

One night, a cabbie was driving through the streets

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

A minister has just died and is standing in line

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers.Ã, 

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly

December 14, 1972 My dearest darling John:

An old man was in his golden years, but that didn't stop him from trying to pick up the younger ladies. He

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

Three guys died and when St. Peter met them at the pearly gates, he said, "I know that you guys are