Jokes
what a real man must have
In the zoo, two girls are discussing a gorilla with a huge penis: "THAT's what a real man must have!"
Tarzan
Tarzan was walking through the jungle one day and got into a fight with a lion.The lion rips off one
To Diet For
A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only
Big Pink Gorilla
One day in the middle of the desert a man's car
Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that
Gorilla Language
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage
Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face
Yo mama is so ugly, she stuck her face in cookie
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd
Redneck Luv
A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired
Rough Sex
A man walks into a bar and sees a large chest of
Gorilla in Heat
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species
Gorilla Removal
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he
Big Noses
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says
Italian Stallions
What do you call Italian women in a sauna? Gorillas
Gorilla Boogies
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they
Tarzan, King of the Elephant Trunk
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the
Masturbating Cabbie
One night, a cabbie was driving through the streets
What A Smart Gorilla
A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes
Gorilla and Computer
What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a
Gorilla in a Tree
As he is quietly watching television at home, a
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. "Is
Gorilla Control
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because
Gorilla Remover
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
Just in Case
A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't
The Mime And The Lion
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
Gay Gorilla
Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they
Gorilla on the Roof
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
Gorilla on the Run
A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time
Visit to the Zoo
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day,