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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,

A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!"I grabbed my stuff,

Ah Lum was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 & 10. Not only did he do it from 1 to 10,

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

St. Peter is leafing through the Big Book to see if the guy is worthy of entering. After several minutes,

The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club."One of the girls wanted to impress the

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

A seismologist, a meteorologist, and a fireman

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

Eddie went shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally

A guy was taking a new bus route for the first

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next

A army doctor walked into a room to check on his

An English guy was very ill and his son went to

A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage

One day a blonde and a redhead were playing together

One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the

A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all

A woman went into a department store and told the

A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates,

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

There was a brave with no sexual experience. He

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

Little Red Riding Hood was packing her things.

Three women were at the doctor's office for the

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was

One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic,

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

A blind man walked into a diner and made a strange

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

One day an old man and his wife were sitting in

A young boy took his bag of M&M's, grabbed the

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

There was a chicken and a horse playing together

A young priest was visting a convent. One day he

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by

One day a group of eminent scientists got together

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

      AT&T fired President John

The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for

    One morning, while she was making

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain

    The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor

A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength.

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

One beautiful December evening Pepito and his girlfriend Pepita were sitting by the side of the ocean.

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He

A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

A blonde was hunched over the bar, toothpick in hand, spearing futilely at the olive in her drink.

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,

Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

At the Urinal, An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar. He turned

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength.

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.