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An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup at his doctor's office. He says to the doctor, "I've

A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

The president and Mrs. Bush are in the front row

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger

Osama and Saddam are walking through a desert when

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects

A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout,

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He

3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

A young man is wandering around the zoo looking

Three girls named Samantha, Janet and Rebecca were

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear

A redneck couple gets married and are on their

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even

A man walks into a bar with an alligator on a

This guy buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

Four people are in an airplane: the president,

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

Three drifters are roaming the countryside for

One day a man was pissing in a public bathroom

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

A millionaire decides to throw a massive party

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel.

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane

Four guys are flying to Japan in their own jet.

A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter

A man and his girlfriend go out to a bar for

There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking

Tarzan falls from his vine while he is swinging

It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but

"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk

A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

There's a guy and a lady sitting on the porch.

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves

One day this man says to his wife, "Lets take a

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

When you are dating..... Farting is never an

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

A man phones home from the office and tells his

    A guy is sitting at a bar in

    Stupid people should have to

You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at

A man walks into the dentist's office and after the dentist examines him, the dentist says, "That

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection

Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are supposed

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

Eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour. 'Do you do custom work?' she asks the artist. 'Why of course!' 'Good.

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.