grandpa

Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"Grandpa says "Is

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.

A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said,

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting

11) I'm spiking the punch at the reception. That'll

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm

There once was this guy who was going on a date

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says,

What's grosser than gross? When you're sitting

One night, a father passed by his son's room and

"Dad," asked son, "What's that shriveled up old

Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan

A southern girl returned home after a summer with

Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

1. You live in the center of the universe 2. Your

There was a young man whose parents beat him all

One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?Grandpa.

The young fellow was about to be married and was

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves

Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma's house

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and

Grandma went into Victoria's Secret and wanted

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

Three guys, a teenager, his father and his grandfather

A man was walking down the street when he noticed

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A teenage boy and his grandfather

You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

A five year old boy comes to visit his grandparents and notices his grandfather sitting on the porch,

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've

Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed. "Grandson I wanna you lisin

A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up

10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth

A little boy was playing with a worm one day at his grandpa's house. Grandpa jokingly tells the young

I hope that this will once again confirm that the most important information in your life won't come

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's

randpa and grandma were watching the television evangelical show and the preacher said, if the viewers

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

"Grandma, how long have you and Grandpa been married?" asked young Nina. "Fifty years," Grandma

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and

This young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go