Jokes
Three Kicks
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting
Night Of The Living Dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The
Birdy
There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A
Shower Me With Criticism
One day this man says to his wife, "Lets take a
Gorilla in a Tree
As he is quietly watching television at home, a
True [Stupid] Crime Stories
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false
You Need Elephant Muscles
Jack tells his doctor how he can no longer sustain
The Duck and the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
Love, Lust and Marriage
Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room. Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room. Marriage-
Golf and the Physiotherapist
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards
Osama Bin Laden Went to Heaven
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by George Washington, who
Quit Smoking
A young couple had been married for a couple of months, but the man was always after his wife to quit
Louisiana Law
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into