Jokes
Will you love me when we get married?
Bride: - Will you love me when we get married? Groom: - I think so: I have always been attracted to
Married Young Couple
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own
Quick Wit
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer."
Each Had A Problem
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem
Wedding Hells
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't
Sunroof You All Night Long
Why do blondes like sunroofs? More legroom!
Small Town Justice
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
This is a true story about a recent wedding that
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced
Something Borrowed, Something Blew
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to
Bride and Broom
Two brooms were going to get married, before the
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Two Italian virgins get married
After the Honeymoon...
A couple has returned from their honeymoon and
The Newlyweds' Little Accident
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married
Bribe and Groom
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached
Confused Child in Wedding Party
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he
Wedding Night Pranks
The wedding date was set and the groom's three
The Nightie
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black
Marriage License
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about
Ten Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks
DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly
Actual Lines from Resumes
I am very detail-oreinted. My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability
Bad Habits
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Redneck Tips
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting
Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and
What Shakespeare Really Meant
By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy
Speeding
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
Wedding Riot
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the