Jokes
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
One day Bill Gates finally dies and goes to Heaven. Upon reaching the pearly white gates, he sees Saint
Everything is big in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats
Squashed Frog
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a
Playing Golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
Sister Mary Henry
A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun.
Blonde and Blonder
A Redheaded mom walks into her daughter's room,
First Class
A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the
The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
This week, the Bush administration finally released
True Football Fan
Recently, I was at a professional football game
Golf Genie
A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,
Harry Potter Quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed
One morning a man was leaving...
One morning a man was leaving to go to work. He
Birth Signs
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive
Professor of Dirty Jokes
There was an old professor who started every class
The Windy Day
George set out on a very windy day to see his friend
Blonde Ice Fishing
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting
One Man's Torture: A Golfing Tale
One day a man and his wife went golfing, as they
Seducing the Grocer
An older single woman was shopping at the grocery
Here, Piggy, Piggy
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,
Astrological Signs
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 19) You are the pioneer type
Golfed Balls
One sunny Saturday morning, the first of a twosome
Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a
Blonde Snowman
Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette
Captured Blonde
A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken
The Runs
A guy was walking down the road, to a city about
Flea Explorers
A woman went camping and while she was out she
Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)
The Snail and the Dung Beetle
Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village
Bank On It
A man and a woman met in an elevator. ''Where are
Gone Fishin'
Once there were two best friends, named Fred and
Sh#!
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the
Priests on a Hawaiian Vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and
Men vs. Women vs. the Short Story
Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are
Kick in the Ass
Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old US Marine Sergeant were captured by
Eyes of the Beholder
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client
Bubba's New Truck
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba
Grandma's Revenge
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
Pole Installers
There was a Midwestern phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers,
Birthday Party
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a
Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide
So How Did You Break Your Arm?
Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New
Father Norton
Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early
Career Choices
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought
9 Months Later
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After
Men Are From Mars
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor
Everything Is Big In Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats
Golf and the Physiotherapist
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards
Holy Trick
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful
Blind Pilots
Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other
Kiss and Slap
A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to
Fishing Buddies
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady truck up a conversation and
How Did You Break Your Arm?
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles
Anger Management
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take
The Next Stall
A man was traveling north to Alberta. He needed to use the bathroom and so at a rest stop he goes into
Stopped by Police
An elderly man was headed home in his car one evening, swerving and weaving on the road, when he was
The Bears
Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
Eating Grass
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating
Shooting a Goat
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling
Bad Memories
Ben and Haley had gotten up in years, and their memories weren't quite what they used to be. They
Blonde Breast Stroke
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes
Embarrassment
A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as