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You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when

A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They

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10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you

Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

If an electric train is heading north, which way

A man was heading to England and his next-door

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What

One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he

    Yes, it's hard to believe, but

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

A man takes his wife to the cattle show. They start heading down the alley that houses all the bulls.

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says