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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no

A Polish mechanic is fixing his headlights. ââ,¬Å"Help

A black cow was standing in the middle of the

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

Two married buddies are out drinking one night

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know I don't

DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair

1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't

OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and