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Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one of the Indians

An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico

Didja hear about the corduroy pillow? It's making

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called

A woman was being raped by an escaped mental patient.

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

There was this woman who wanted bigger boobs. So

    A young reporter once covered

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

The Pope is visiting DC and President Bush takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac...sailing

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo