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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

A firefighter is working on the engine outside

Be brave -- ask US for more money. Salt and pepper

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

On the seventh day, God said, "Let there be football."

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."    

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Lion jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Lion jersey

Mafia leader seeks sleazy woman who can dodge bullets, meet in rat-infested motels, and speak Russian.

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little boy next door