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Warning on a curling iron: Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice... My bathroom has inadequate

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw,

A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious health risks. As he wondered how

A husband and wife were having breakfast. The husband was ensconced behind his morning paper."You had

A man walks into a bank,yells at the old lady at the teller window, he needs to open a "fuckin bank account".

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Bob works hard and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

A man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realizes he has stayed out too late and

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

A boy and a girl in a PAP Kindergarden.The teacher gave the children some homework to do at home, and

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of

This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

A psychiatrist advised his timid little patient to assert himself. "Don't let your wife bully you. Go

In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

Saddam Hussein and President George W. Bush meet

A guy dies and goes to heaven. His tour guide starts

A blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory.

A fat man sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for

A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York

A man was walking through the forest, when he suddenly

Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he

A young man goes out and buys the best car on the

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

A man has six children and is very proud of his

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

Three men were in a sauna. An Italian, a German,

A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees President

A Drunken Night A guy wakes up in a drunken stupor,

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods,

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My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

A guy came home one day after getting fired from

A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich

In a city park stood two statues, one female and

Two guys are drinking together, when one of them

Robbie Williams and Elton John are walking down

Little Johnny came home from school one day and

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the

A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent

George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming,

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old

A man from Atlanta moved to New York. As he wandered

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Little Jimmy had become a real nuisance while the

A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call,

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's

A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm

Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

There was this guy who lived in Chicago. He was

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding

A traveling salesman approached an old farmhouse

There was a man who owned a giant gorilla and he'd

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says,

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

There was an older man who'd married a younger

Once, in a small town, lived a man named Jack.

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

Three men are found in the wilderness by civilized

One night, a father passed by his son's room and

A guy had a date with this really hot blonde. He

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital,

A farmer had just bought some pigs for breeding,

Every morning a man drives to the dock, and every

One day a man and his wife went golfing, as they

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on

A little boy was in his room playing with himself,

There was a man named Benny who loved to take

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when

George of the Jungle lived all alone in the jungle

Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

A guy is on a trip with his girlfriend and he only

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself

1. Throughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required

There once was a captain of a ship, and everyday

There was a soldier that enlisted in the army to

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many

A couple had been married for many years, and their

One day, there's a man and his wife driving along

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through

A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

A couple went to church every week, but every

Bill Clinton is out jogging around in some of

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates,

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.

This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

This mafia family was in need of a collection

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams

A Canadian was in France, out of his wallet he

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe

One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man:

A man was out of town on business. While sitting

A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

Always take the time to smell the roses... and

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

A fellow was ordered to lose 75 pounds, due to

On the night of the prom, a boy's girlfriend is

An old wizard was walking through a park when he

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

A man was grocery shopping one day when he passed

There were three strings that walked into the bar.

There is this extremely horny guy who loves to

One night, a cabbie was driving through the streets

There are approximately two billion children (persons

One day, Little Red Riding Hood is walking through

A gorilla walks into a bar. The bartender comes

There was a successful doctor who had an office

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

Once there was man named Jim, who let his dog out

A young priest was visting a convent. One day he

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

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One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins,

Bob is a regular guy out at a local bar One night

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend?

Jeremy and Kris are walking down the street and

A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

The boss is finally old enough to retire from the

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

There was once a man who had problems satisfying

Once, a long, long time ago, in a small village

A minister has just died and is standing in line

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park

An old man and woman were married for years, even

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little

One day a group of eminent scientists got together

A gentleman is sitting next to the Pope on an airplane.

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

Members of Congress...people of America....I banged

      AT&T fired President John

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

Tiger Woods     A couple were on

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an

Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

A women desperately looking for work goes into

Are you considering having children? To determine

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

'Twas the night before crisis, And behind White

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten,

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet that

Once upon a time, there was a little old man who

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

Date     It's the Spring of 1957

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one

It is near the end of the school year.  The

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad

During WW II an American soldier had been on the

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

The wedding date was set and the groom's three

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night.

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports

A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic

A psychotherapist was enjoying a growing practice since he graduated college. So much so that he could

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am . While his coffeepot

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,

A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of bridge with her girlfriends one evening.

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it

A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese. One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his

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King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting

There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream,

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted

John works hard and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife

Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help

While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought

A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his lady friend.

A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 9. He is starting to develop a crush

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local liberal arts college.

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY A lady about 8 months pregnant got on

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very

The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar

One day a fella was driving home when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter's birthday and

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named

I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls

Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows

Always wear brown shoes when Congress is in session. If the First Daughters are wearing short skirts,

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up

One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town

An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb

The local vicar is having a bath, and he's a little bored, so he decides to, 'pleasure' himself. He's

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful (and intelligent) pet dachshund

Toward the end of the golf course, Dave somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the

Two 90-year-olds had been dating for some time, when the man told the woman, "I think it's time we

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

A woman desperately looking for work went into a factory. The personnel manager looked over her resume

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to scream, "Where did you get

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to the bathroom something terrible. After

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

The chief of staff of the US Army decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis

A Lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

A new Mercedes owner was out on an interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At the gates,

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham and bacon. After several weeks, he notices

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents. He was quite nervous about

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife

A magician worked on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do,

A crusty old marine corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown, hosted by a local liberal

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in

A man decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and

A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One

An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing.

A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself. "Sorry, he doesn't

A guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted

A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major status figures in Rome, Italy.

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The

There were three friends Chris, John and Keith, who decided one sunny day to go for a walk in the

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife