Jokes
Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.
US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his
Tai-Chi King
In a company there's this tai-chi king. His tai-chi has reached the level where even the boss could do
Idiot Luck
Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned
Japanese
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
New Holidays for a New Year
Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays
Nine Comments to Take Back
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators
Divided By A Common Language
The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,
Highly Illogical
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they
Iraqi Law
I saw an interview in which an expert on military
Highbrow Genital Jokes
My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully
The NEW Poopie List!
Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only
Osama's Valentine
Little David comes home from first grade and tells
Two retired professors were vacationing
Two retired professors were vacationing with their
George W. Bush Quotes
All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George
Dubya Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George
Funny Answering Machine Messages
1) The president is not in his/her office at this
Knock, Knock... George Washington
Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George
Cheatin' Johnny
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over
Genealogist vs. Gynocologist
What's the difference between a genealogist and
Third World War
"Jimmy," says the teacher, "what would happen if
Actual Medical Chart Notes
Patient has two teenage children, but no other
Clinton's Place in History
What will Bill Clinton always be remembered for
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,
Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a
Analysis of the ''F'' Word
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful
History Remembers Bill Clinton
Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as? A:
Monica's Testimony
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because
If Men Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically
More Stupid Quotes
On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: It's
Headaches and Sex
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of
WINDERS 98
MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention
List of Short Books
1) A Guide to Arab Democracies 2)
Strangers
I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when
Sick Day
An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm
Irish Transportation
The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod
Wish to Talk
An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,
Reviews of Hillary's New Book
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that
Moral Story
Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
Circus
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired
History Lesson
History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient
Computer Quotes
"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory
Warning! New STD Alert!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted
Going to War
Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President
George W. Bush Quotes
"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on
New Student
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese
Backyard Archaeology
The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott
Shipping Manure
Historical information you need to know about shipping Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything
Application for Dating My Daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial
Custer's Last Thoughts
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing
Logic
Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should
Story of Women
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with