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Hillery Dillery Dock, Obama will Clean her Clock, Monica's a Sin, Bu Ba fell in, Now she's gotta deal with Obama.

US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

Tai-Chi King

In a company there's this tai-chi king. His tai-chi has reached the level where even the boss could do

Idiot Luck

Three guys died and went to heaven. St Paul was there looking down at the three of them, one is a reknowned

Japanese

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

New Holidays for a New Year

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

Nine Comments to Take Back

Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators

Divided By A Common Language

The British speech: "If you are ferocious in battle,

Highly Illogical

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

Iraqi Law

I saw an interview in which an expert on military

Highbrow Genital Jokes

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

The NEW Poopie List!

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

Osama's Valentine

Little David comes home from first grade and tells

Two retired professors were vacationing

Two retired professors were vacationing with their

George W. Bush Quotes

All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George

Dubya Quotes

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

Funny Answering Machine Messages

1) The president is not in his/her office at this

Knock, Knock... George Washington

Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George

Cheatin' Johnny

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over

Genealogist vs. Gynocologist

What's the difference between a genealogist and

Third World War

"Jimmy," says the teacher, "what would happen if

Actual Medical Chart Notes

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

Clinton's Place in History

What will Bill Clinton always be remembered for

One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...

Hallo? Is this Giganta? Giganta Crotchetta? Oh,

Buttered Corn, Yum

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Analysis of the ''F'' Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful

History Remembers Bill Clinton

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as? A:

Monica's Testimony

How did we know that Monica would testify? Because

If Men Ruled the World

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

More Stupid Quotes

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's

Headaches and Sex

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

WINDERS 98

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

List of Short Books

1)  A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) 

Strangers

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when

Sick Day

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm

Irish Transportation

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod

Wish to Talk

An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists. The terrorist leader said,

Reviews of Hillary's New Book

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that

Moral Story

Subject: Story with a Moral Story with a Moral In 1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Circus

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

History Lesson

History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

Actual Writings on Hospital Charts

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

Computer Quotes

"Remember, never ask a geek "why"; just nod your head and back away slowly... " Dan Wineman Memory

Warning! New STD Alert!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

Going to War

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

George W. Bush Quotes

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on

New Student

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Backyard Archaeology

The story behind the letter below is that there is this nutball in Newport, Rhode Island named Scott

Shipping Manure

Historical information you need to know about shipping Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything

Application for Dating My Daughter

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial

Custer's Last Thoughts

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing

Logic

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

Story of Women

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with