Jokes
Snow in June
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts."Say, what's your
The world's smartest man
In a small airplane there were four people: the pilot, the Pope, Bill Gates and a hitchhiker. They were
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in
Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far
The Crabby Cabbie
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the
Comfortable
Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the
Red Ball Express
All drivers for Red Ball Express had orders to
Redneck Hitchiker
A truck driver was driving down the highway when
Animal Heaven
A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong
Hard Luck
One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road
Parrot and a Truckload of Chickens
There was a chicken farmer who owned a talking
Children's Books That Didn't Make It
1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)
Little Kid's Books
'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best
Texas Choking Victim
Two Texans were having the blue plate special at
Car in a Ditch
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help
Dignitaries
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President
Honeymoon Prank
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of
Scared Stiff
This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and
Buddy
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to
People Over 34 Should Be Dead
Here's why . According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's,
Tonto and the Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,
Twenty children's books you'll never see
You are different and that's bad. Pop goes the hamster......and other great microwave games. What
Vegas Cab Driver
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and
A Baseball Story
Jose is 17 years old and lives in Mexico. All his life he has wanted to see an American baseball game.
Prize Bull
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few
Best Excuses for Not Going to Work
1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all
Truckers & Priests
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walking down the side of the
Pull, Buddy, Pull
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to