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This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:

There was a couple who were big over-spenders. They always dreamed to spend holidays in Hawaii, but were

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go

Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers

Stan and John are walking to school one day and

Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City. It's

Three blondes died and found themselves standing

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its

December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

Juan Valdez names his mule after you. You chew

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

A teacher was teaching a class of five year olds

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive

10. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again

A man wanted to go on holiday in Ibiza because

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years

1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family

Two couples go away on a two-week holiday together.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust

Due to widespread panic about the Y2K bug, Internet

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young

1) You define summer as three months of bad

NICKNAMES If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose

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A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's

An FM station has a competition where they ring

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Reaching the end of a job interview,

1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant

Do you know someone like this? A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check.

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! May 22 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

Rejected Titles Before Settling on BrokeBack Mountain: HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE,

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around looking for valuables and when

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

..she sent me a fax with a stamp on it ...she thought a quarterback was a refund ...she tried to

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at

Three guys go on a skiing holiday together and to save money they rented only one room. After a full

A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving,

A couple of pals had the following conversation recently: "Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" "Yes,

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