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Olympic Diving Champion

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't

Rope

One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an

Diary of a Young Wife

Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel

25th Anniversary

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on

A Virgin Hick

Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were

The Spirit Moves Me

A honeymoon couple are lying in bed when the husband

The Rich Man's Daughter

One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who

Honeymoon

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th

Redneck Honeymoon

A redneck couple gets married and are on their

Let's Live On Love

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They

People Really Said These Things In Court

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Man of the House

A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The

The Newlyweds and the Doorknob

A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon

The Duck and the Condom

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

Honeymooners

One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from

Your Profession and Your Libido

A women is getting married for her fourth time

Wedding Night

A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing

So you want to marry a millionaire ?

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided

Virgin Aussie

A beautiful middle aged woman finally decided to

Honeymoon Tattoo

A guy is about to be married, and he's thinking

Innocent Couple

A young, innocent couple got married. On the first

A Group Of Four Very Close Friends

There was a dentist, an electrician, a salesperson,

Who's the REAL Boss?

A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon

Honeymoon Dilemma

A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his.

Amorous Amish People! Kinky!

An Amish couple had just been married and had gone

Hard Luck Honeymoon

A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii.

Disease

A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon and were

Sob Story

When an attractive young girl returned from her

"Honey, I Can't Perform!"

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.

Tiger Woods Wouldn't Do That

Tiger Woods     A couple were on

You Bet Your Wife

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star

On The Job Training

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

Strict Sex Schedule

A young couple were married and they were having

Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?

    Two Italian virgins get married

After the Honeymoon...

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and

Sex Over-Easy

These two eggs had just been married and were on

Honeymoon Vibratin'

    While inspecting their honeymoon

Accident on the Golf Course

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed

The Newlywed Game

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the

Wrong Email Address

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

What a Woman Really Wants

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Who's the Boss?

A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,

Wedding Dress

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

Care To Go Upstairs?

A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

4 Letter Words

A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

Top 16 Country Songs

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be

Honeymoon Prank

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of

Make Me a Virgin

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married

Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old

Lettuce

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and

Groin Shot

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls

My Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

Top 25 Country and Western Songs of All Time

25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But

The Honeymoon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

3 Honeymoon Nights

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate