Jokes
Olympic Diving Champion
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't
Rope
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an
Diary of a Young Wife
Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel
25th Anniversary
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on
A Virgin Hick
Two hicks from West Virginia got married and were
The Spirit Moves Me
A honeymoon couple are lying in bed when the husband
The Rich Man's Daughter
One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who
Honeymoon
An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th
Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple gets married and are on their
Let's Live On Love
A couple decides to get married, despite the fact
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.
Man of the House
A man and his wife were on their honeymoon. The
The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon
The Duck and the Condom
Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.
Honeymooners
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from
Your Profession and Your Libido
A women is getting married for her fourth time
Wedding Night
A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing
So you want to marry a millionaire ?
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided
Virgin Aussie
A beautiful middle aged woman finally decided to
Honeymoon Tattoo
A guy is about to be married, and he's thinking
Innocent Couple
A young, innocent couple got married. On the first
A Group Of Four Very Close Friends
There was a dentist, an electrician, a salesperson,
Who's the REAL Boss?
A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon
Honeymoon Dilemma
A guy enters a bar and he finds a friend of his.
Amorous Amish People! Kinky!
An Amish couple had just been married and had gone
Hard Luck Honeymoon
A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii.
Disease
A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon and were
Sob Story
When an attractive young girl returned from her
"Honey, I Can't Perform!"
A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.
Tiger Woods Wouldn't Do That
Tiger Woods A couple were on
You Bet Your Wife
A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star
On The Job Training
Three couples were married and stayed at the same
Strict Sex Schedule
A young couple were married and they were having
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?
Two Italian virgins get married
After the Honeymoon...
A couple has returned from their honeymoon and
Sex Over-Easy
These two eggs had just been married and were on
Honeymoon Vibratin'
While inspecting their honeymoon
Accident on the Golf Course
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed
The Newlywed Game
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the
Wrong Email Address
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned
What a Woman Really Wants
King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
Who's the Boss?
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed,
Wedding Dress
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was
Care To Go Upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs
4 Letter Words
A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately
Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be
Honeymoon Prank
Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of
Make Me a Virgin
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married
Italian Honeymoon
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Groin Shot
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls
My Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has
Top 25 Country and Western Songs of All Time
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But
The Honeymoon
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately
3 Honeymoon Nights
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate