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Here's a dilemma... With all your honor and dignity,

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

Here's a dilemma for you... With all your honor

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A snail is walking down the road, when all of a

Dear U.S. Citizens, I have the distinguished honor

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The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges,

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a

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A groom passes down the aisle of the church to

A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer,

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public

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Some of the finest quotes from the Honorable Marion

A married couple was in a terrible accident where

Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The judge asked both lawyers

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed

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One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found

Three men die and meet Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter

In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

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My other car is a bomb This vehicle makes wide right turns into buildings Allah is my co-pilot My

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head

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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." "I love cats...they taste just like chicken" "Out

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The

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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. She

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The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

A lady about seven months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honored tradition of a verbal battle like little

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor

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