Jokes
Hooker Finance
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans
Olympic Diving Champion
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't
ALASKAN MINER
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into
Sex Chinese Style
A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,
Jane's Addiction
Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a
A little boy gets on a bus...
A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the
Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines
10. You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. 9.
Pigskin Pro
What do you get when you cross a football player
Pope + Hooker = Mirth
Did you hear the one about the Pope and the smokin'-hot
How's Your Melon Smellin'?
How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking
Las Vegas Pro
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and
Amsterdam Semester Abroad
Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover
Two Little Problems
Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get
Young Hooker vs. Old Hooker
What's the difference between a young hooker and
Lawyer vs. Hooker
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and
This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling
Politics and Golf
Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want
Hooked On Crack
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug
A Hooker and a Bungee Jump
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
Systems Engineering Humor
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a
Hoshimota
An American businessman is on a business trip
Dating a Prostitute
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes
Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec
1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism
Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers
Sex with Leprosy
What did the leper say to the blonde hooker?
First Day Out
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides
So you want to marry a millionaire ?
A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided
Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker
What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac,
Arctic Hooker
What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!
Krispy Kreme and Cheerios
Fred, Bob, and Mike were driving down the street
Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex
This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of
Two Hookers
Two hookers were riding around town with a sign
Friends with Hookers
What do you call women that hang out with hookers?
$10.00
A man once went to a ten-dollar hooker. But he
Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In
One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While
Rejected Hallmark Cards
1) So your daughter's a hooker,and it spoiled your
The Rich Hooker
There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake
Hooker In Training
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,
Rejected Hallmark Greetings
So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really
More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.
Three Words
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I''ve got a special game for you. I''ll
Rodney - No Respect
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough
Golf Nut
Last summer John met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last
Australian Virgin
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life
Top Ten Signs That Your Friendly Police Officer Needs A Vacation
10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 9. He is starting to develop a crush
Politically Correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is
The Date
A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as
Twenty Bucks
A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty bucks," she says.
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.
Five Dollars
Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a
Bleeding for Hours
A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should
Real Jobs
A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do