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Hooker Finance

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street , the seasoned veterans

Olympic Diving Champion

A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.She protested, "But we don't

ALASKAN MINER

One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into

Sex Chinese Style

A Chinese man arranged for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undressed,

Jane's Addiction

Q: What's the diffrence between a hooker and a

A little boy gets on a bus...

A little boy gets on a bus and sits behind the

Top 10 Worst Pickup Lines

10. You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. 9.

Pigskin Pro

What do you get when you cross a football player

Pope + Hooker = Mirth

Did you hear the one about the Pope and the smokin'-hot

How's Your Melon Smellin'?

How's Your Melon Smellin'? Two women were walking

Las Vegas Pro

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

Amsterdam Semester Abroad

Possible Courses: ESSENTIALS OF BONG DESIGN: Discover

Two Little Problems

Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get

Young Hooker vs. Old Hooker

What's the difference between a young hooker and

Lawyer vs. Hooker

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and

This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

Politics and Golf

Q: What golfing what foursome do you never want

Hooked On Crack

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug

A Hooker and a Bungee Jump

What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?

Systems Engineering Humor

What do you get when you cross a hooker with a

Hoshimota

An American businessman is on a business trip

Dating a Prostitute

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes

Top 10 Reasons to Live in Quebec

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

Midgets Rock Las Vegas

Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers

Sex with Leprosy

What did the leper say to the blonde hooker?

First Day Out

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides

So you want to marry a millionaire ?

A very rich man met a beautiful lady and he decided

Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker

What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac,

Arctic Hooker

What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!

Krispy Kreme and Cheerios

Fred, Bob, and Mike were driving down the street

Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex

This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of

Two Hookers

Two hookers were riding around town with a sign

Friends with Hookers

What do you call women that hang out with hookers?

$10.00

A man once went to a ten-dollar hooker. But he

Clinton Puts His Two Bucks In

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While

Rejected Hallmark Cards

1) So your daughter's a hooker,and it spoiled your

The Rich Hooker

There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake

Hooker In Training

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,

Rejected Hallmark Greetings

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day... Look at the bright side, she's a really

More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

Three Words

A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, "This is your lucky night. I''ve got a special game for you. I''ll

Rodney - No Respect

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. It's tough

Golf Nut

Last summer John met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in love with her. On the last

Australian Virgin

After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraid of spending the rest of her life

Top Ten Signs That Your Friendly Police Officer Needs A Vacation

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 9. He is starting to develop a crush

Politically Correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is

The Date

A man drives his date up to lovers lane and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as

Twenty Bucks

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty bucks," she says.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.

Five Dollars

Bill Clinton took a jog near his new home in Chappaqua. And on each run, he happened to jog past a

Bleeding for Hours

A streetwalker was visiting her doctor for a regular check-up. "Any specific problems you should

Real Jobs

A guy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what guys and girls do