Jokes
Four Friends
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go
Who Died the Worst Death?
Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed
Butler
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving
A manager walks into his office...
A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde
Jerome is Dead!
While walking home from work one day, Frank saw
High Stakes
A man with an average handicap decides to play
Monster.com
A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran
Rectum
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends
Your Pants
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking
Risky High Seas Adventure
There was this couple that had twins and they couldn't
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole
Stuttering Problem
A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller
There's a woman that has a big problem when it
Shipwreck'd
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island
Gone Fishin'
Once there were two best friends, named Fred and
The Fisherman's Family
One day many years ago, a fisherman's
Three Explorers Are Captured...
Ã, Ã, Ã, A Frenchman, an Englishman and
The Funeral Dance
There was a great loss today in the entertainment
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,
The Fortune Teller
A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic
Golf Confessional
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my
Crystal Ball
During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local
What a Woman Really Wants
King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
Alabama Preacher and the KKK
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that
The Eternal Optimist
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad
4 Letter Words
A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately
Wrong Answer
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror while her husband reads in bed. "I feel horrible,
All That Good Info
Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks
The Psychic
A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards
Moral of the Story
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with
Old Sparky
On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution
Computer Women
A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:
Severe Disease
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife
Bird Tags
According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department
The Honeymoon
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately
Tough Day on the Golf Course
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,
The Apartment Building
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,
George's Two Assholes
A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned
How I Got to Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,
A Relative Matter
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well