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Four Friends

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

Who Died the Worst Death?

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

Butler

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving

A manager walks into his office...

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde

Jerome is Dead!

While walking home from work one day, Frank saw

High Stakes

A man with an average handicap decides to play

Monster.com

A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran

Rectum

Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends

Your Pants

Once upon a time there were these two bums walking

Risky High Seas Adventure

There was this couple that had twins and they couldn't

Bar Joke

A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole

Stuttering Problem

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe

A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller

There's a woman that has a big problem when it

Shipwreck'd

Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island

Gone Fishin'

Once there were two best friends, named Fred and

The Fisherman's Family

    One day many years ago, a fisherman's

Three Explorers Are Captured...

Ã, Ã, Ã,  A Frenchman, an Englishman and

The Funeral Dance

There was a great loss today in the entertainment

Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball

Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a fortuneteller

The Golfer's Confession

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father,

The Fortune Teller

A man goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic

Golf Confessional

A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned." "What is your sin, my

Crystal Ball

During a recent outing in New Orleans, a woman sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local

What a Woman Really Wants

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

Alabama Preacher and the KKK

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that

The Eternal Optimist

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad

4 Letter Words

A young Southern couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

Wrong Answer

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror while her husband reads in bed. "I feel horrible,

All That Good Info

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

The Psychic

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards

Moral of the Story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

Old Sparky

On a given night, 2 death row inmates are scheduled to be electrocuted on old sparky. While one execution

Computer Women

A .. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do,FOREVER.!!! B... WINDOWS Woman:

Severe Disease

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife

Bird Tags

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department

The Honeymoon

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately

Tough Day on the Golf Course

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused,

The Apartment Building

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

George's Two Assholes

A man died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was George, but the body was so badly burned

How I Got to Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

A Relative Matter

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well