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A husband and wife were having breakfast. The husband was ensconced behind his morning paper."You had

A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on

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Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf

Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

Q: A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights

The American Dairy Association was so successful

A farmer just got married and was going home on

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,

Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding See

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

Why do they call a horse a horse. Because they

There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,

One day the king of a fairly large country was

There once was a little kid named Billy who loved

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a REAL horse on her

A man walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender

There's this midget with a speech impediment who

A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding

An owner offered one hundred dollars to anyone

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

What do you call an Amish man on the side of the

A guy walks into a bar and he orders a whiskey.

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks,

A long time ago, a cowboy was captured by the Indians.

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three

One night, three guys are at a bar talking and

A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting

There was a chicken and a horse playing together

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

1. Not the brightest crayon in the box 2. Not

A farmer walked into a bar with a horse. He said,

One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the

What did the horse say when he fell? “I've

There once was this blonde riding a horse. After

A blonde named Anna had a near death experience.

How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. 

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

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A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied

I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am,

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down.

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

A city slicker, named Tommy, was on vacation in Texas. His hosts, being very hospitable, invited him

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

A guy is trying to relax at home, but his wife keeps nagging him to mow the lawn. Finally, in between

It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning.

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. I can't find my puppy, can you

A man walked into a bar near Lexington, KY and ordered a beer just as former President Clinton appeared

The cowhand got paid on Friday and immediately rode into town and proceeded to the nearest bar and

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

That's not right... Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?... Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

A blonde named Cindy decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no prior lessons or experience. Cindy

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind

An entire new strain of viruses has just been uncovered and we wanted to get this information to you

So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out

Farmer Gossman goes to the vet and says, "My horse is constipated." The vet says, "Take one of

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - "My bride

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;

Back in the old Wild West, there were two blond cowpokes, Jeff and Dave. One day, the two were enjoying

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and