horses

A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle

A farmer just got married and was going home on

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them

One day the king of a fairly large country was

There's this midget with a speech impediment who

Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell

There is this dumb blonde who likes animals, but

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself.

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied

I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her co-workers she had three goals for

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back,

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years and in the back forty it had a nice pond,

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they came to the corral, he explained,

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife