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There was this case in the hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is sent to a hospital. While on the operating table, she

A Husband and Wife go to the hospital to deliver their child. The doctor meets them and tells them that

There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he

PPO = Preferred Provider OrganizationHMO = Health Maintenance OrganizationThe Queen of England was visiting

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them

A 65-year-old woman gave birth to a baby boy. When

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

On Irish radio there is a guy called Larry Gogan

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well,

1. Hijack wheelchairs and speed around the hallways.

A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the

Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when

President George W. Bush is hit by a strong case

An English guy was very ill and his son went to

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless

A railroad worker was cuting the grass away from

A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up

There was a 80 year-old man that married a 21 year-old

This woman is rushed to the hospital in critical

Three Americans were up against a very large Russian

A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives

Two men are sharing a hospital room. "What are

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

One day there was a woman who was about to have

A guy burned both of his ears... so they were asking

A man was in the waiting room at the hospital,

A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married

There was a husband and a wife. The husband was

One evening, a man was at home watching TV and

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed

A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many

When the nurse was bathing a female patient who

Q. How do crabs leave the hospital? A.

One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife

There's a man in the prison hospital on death row

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

A man and his son are in a car accident and are

A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit

There was a man who got into a car accident. He

A biker had been injured in an accident and was

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted

A boy from France comes to America. He wants to

One day there was a 97 year old woman, who wanted

There was a man sunbathing on a beach naked. A

A man is having terrible headaches, he can't stand

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

This guy is in the hospital with two broken legs

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

A man and a woman meet in a hospital donation clinic.

There once was this deacon and this preacher, and

A young boy of four was going into hospital to

A fat dude goes to his doctors, because he needed

I had to go to the hospital the other day to get

Did you hear that former American Olympian Picabo

Yo' mama is so fat that when whe was born, she

WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

Why did Santa have to go to the hospital? Because

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

A businessman was about to go on a long business

How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What

A guy is tossing peanuts into the air and catching

      AT&T fired President John

Joe was moderately successful in his career, but

Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up.

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly

A man who was a little slow was visiting his wife

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband.

On Tough Jobs that Involve Letters: “It's

A married couple went to the hospital to have their

    Curators at India's Baroda Museum

For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron

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Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally,

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and

The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first

As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper

A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the

A nun was in a hurry on her way to her job at the local Catholic Charity Hospital when her car suddenly

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A

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Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's

Even if you aren't a skier, you'll be able to appreciate the humor of the slopes as written by a New

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his

A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The

During a visit to a hospital for the mentally infirm, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion

# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

In case you have been waiting breathlessly for this year's Darwin Awards, here they are. The awards

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

A big shot executive had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses

A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking

A guy was walking down the street when he was startled to see a beautiful, young nude girl running

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

A man fell asleep on the beach.He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him

So anyvay, late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, "I tink its time!" So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere

A redhead, brunette, and blonde are all in the hospital waiting to give birth. The redhead turns

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table,

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require

Man Struck by Lightning faces Battery Charge Astronaut takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see

blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started

This is why God invented menopause....... With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much partying, but now I found out

Two gay gentlemen were walking through a zoo. They came across the gorillas and after a while they

A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died.

A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's laid on a hospital trolley bed

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was

An expectant father rang the hospital to see how his wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected

A guy went to visit a friend at the hospital. His friend was all busted up and in several casts. After

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live

My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her

A young lady stops by her grandmother's house on the way to a dance. She wants to introduce her boy

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about nurse Jenny. "She's incredibly dumb.

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control

The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she