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The cowboy walks into a hotel. The bellboy asks him"How many sheets do you want on your bed?"The cowboy

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening and read's:Dear Wife (that's

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu,

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk

There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel,

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.As the couple reflected on

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk,

One day in the middle of the desert a man's car

Angelina Jolie: I am so in love with my brother

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

Two retired professors were vacationing with their

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning

''What are you doing tonight?'' asked the Air France

What's the difference between Air France and British

Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get

There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone

An elderly couple decided to celebrate their 50th

One day a man goes into a hotel and asks for a

Three guys go to a hotel. They tell the man behind

One night a man walked into a bar with a brown

Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but

One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from

Two midgets on a bender in Vegas hire two hookers

A man was out of town on business. While sitting

(Attention: This must be read with an Italian accent,

Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

What is the smallest hotel in the world? A

There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at

A beautiful middle aged woman finally decided to

It's wise to remember how easily e-mail can be

There was a man who was drivivng down the road

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital

This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of

An Amish couple had just been married and had gone

John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he

A newlywed couple goes on their honeymoon in Hawaii.

What's the difference between a hotel and a fanny?

A haggard old lady is riding in a posh hotel's

A man in a hotel lobby accidentally bumps a woman

An American businessman goes to Japan on a business

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband

A very old couple book a honeymoon suite in a five-star

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

There are three men in a hotel each wanting

    Two Italian virgins get married

The following letters were taken from an actual

    William and Mildred were married

Cover charge:  $15.00 Round of drinks: 

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,

Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the

A guy is in a hotel lobby. He bumps into a lady

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black

A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the

Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.

I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was

It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider

Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married, Bill made sure some type of

Well after all the witch hunts over the years by the French trying to prove he was using illegal substances.....they

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

A man went to the beach to work on his tan. In his hotel room that night, he noticed that he had a

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room. Donald wanted to have

A husband and wife were traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours

A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on it's final approach. The pilot comes on the

A girl was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided a whole

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have

A Texas cowboy and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during on particularly

By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have a drink at the bar, but his wife is

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young

A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning. "I

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen

An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon