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A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head.

A Scottish wife, an English wife, and an Irish

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "A

Why don't witches have children? Because their

Most wives whose husbands fool around have to

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives

One day a group of husbands and wives went to a

Why do wives live longer than their husbands?

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced

Three women were sitting around talking about their

Why can't gypsies have children? Because their

Why can't witches have babies. Because their

One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion,

Two old biddies were talking about their lives

A woman went to the mall to buy Valentine's Day

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands

Two couples went on a vacation together. One of the men stated, "Our sex life has become routine

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river.

This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels

While attending a marriage seminar on communication, Wally and his wife Carolyn listened to the instructor

A reporter was doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny Youngman The best way

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts