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An Asian guy is having his "SNACK" (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:"Your

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when

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This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and

A young man was walking through a supermarket to

A Giants fan is in Baltimore for the weekend and

Two junior co-eds went to the movies one night.

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Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school.

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he

A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat

A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner

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This guy is having an affair with a married woman

Always take the time to smell the roses... and

Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

There is this extremely horny guy who loves to

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink.

Run one lap around the office at top speed

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "What human body part increases to ten

A man and his wife were working in their garden 1 day and the man looks over at his wife and says

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy

Jack's grandfather left him $10 million, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300 ft. red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the

Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let

If Recipes were like tax forms.... * Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound (8 oz.), but not

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man,

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub in England. She raised her right arm

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 10

So I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where's

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born

Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:

A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady

A man and his wife were doing yard work. The husband said to his wife, "Gee, honey, your butt is

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversations.

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the