Jokes
FUNNY BUMPER STICKERS
1. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.2. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.3. All Men Are Animals,
Kofi Annanââ,¬â"¢s New Year's UN Resolutions
Be brave -- ask US for more money. Salt and pepper
Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into
Pigskin Pro
What do you get when you cross a football player
Rating Your Christmas Party
If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do
Big Family
After an overnight flight to meet my father at
Fun With Cops
(Disclaimer--Some of this stuff is illegal.) *Ask
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart
Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport
10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding
Some Examples of Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Double-Parked Frog
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Material Safety Data Sheet
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discoverer: Adam
It's Open Lawyer Season!
WASHINGTON STATE ATTORNEY SEASON AND BAG LIMITS
Authentic Grafitti
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *
Believe It Or Not
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed
An Egyptian man is walking...
Ã, Ã, Ã, An Egyptian man is walking through
Men's English
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry. "I'm
Fishing License
After a day fishing on Lake Michigan, a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two brown trout
Not Worth It
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to
Twenty Nine Lines To Make You Smile
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2..
Lawyer Hunting
Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01
Duck Hunt
TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
Becoming Illegal
(Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart
Texas Poll
The latest poll taken by the office of the Governor of Texas asked whether people who live in Texas
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:
Thanksgiving
You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving
Lance Armstrong Busted!
Well after all the witch hunts over the years by the French trying to prove he was using illegal substances.....they
Noah in America
In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once
Headlines 2029 AD
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally
Some Bumper Stickers
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes
Crossing the Border
Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs Officer stops them
Top 11 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass. Impotence...Nature's way of saying
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada
Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See:
18. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!" 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
You Know You're in California When...
Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't
Fishing Illegally
A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)