Jokes
Memento
A guy goes to his doctor because heââ,¬â"¢s
Pilot and Co-Pilot
A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control
Construction Code
A construction worker on the third floor of a building
Feather in His Cap
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the
Double Talking Women
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk
Poker... or Her...
Two couples were playing cards. John accidentally
The Pickle Factory
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed
Romantic Pink Slip
Dear __________________________,
Guide to Dating
Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with
Marital Definitions
BACHELOR: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. BRIDE: A woman
California's Drivers License Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Rejection Letter Form
The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient
Pinocchio
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having
Poker Player Strategy - All's fair in Poker
I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.
California Driver Exam
For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California
Banking
While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time
Nuthouse Suicide
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt
Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home